Tuesday 3 February 2009

BRITISH TOILET ASSOCIATION

www.britloos.co.uk

Pity the poor public toilet. Often characterised as seedy, filthy places frequented by junkies and Stedman Pearson from Five Star. Even those people using public toilets for legitimate reasons are going to the toilet in them. The public toilet needs a voice. Thankfully, the British Toilet Association is here, "campaigning for better public toilets for all" and acting as "the catalyst for change in the pursuit of standards of excellence in all areas of public toilet provision and management".



Were Britain's public toilets really once the envy of the world? When was that? Whose public toilets are the envy of the world now? Google isn't much help.

Membership of the BTA is open to everyone, from local authorities and commercial organisations to individuals. So, if you are really obsessed with toilets and you've got £46 to spare, why not fill out this form and become a member? Your membership fees will help the BTA meet its objectives:
To focus attention on issues relating to the provision of public or ‘away from home’ toilets
To campaign for appropriate legislation relating to the provision of public toilets by Local Authorities
To campaign for high standards of public or ‘away from home’ toilets in all areas, including municipal locations, health, education, transport, leisure, hospitality and retail establishments
To campaign for the provision of an adequate number of facilities for women, in relation to the number of facilities provided for men.
To campaign for adequate facilities for specialist user groups, such as wheelchair users, the elderly, babies and young children and people with medical conditions
To campaign for the provision of secure, fully attended public toilet facilities, with extended opening hours.
To campaign for the eradication of all types of social misuse and vandalism in public toilets
To provide a forum for public toilet providers, contractors, suppliers and users to share concerns and ideas and communicate best practices
To provide consultancy and information services to Association members on a range of relevant subjects
To establish links with similar Toilet Associations in other countries
As a member, you'll also receive a discounted rate for the BTA's consultation service. I wonder if they'd come round to my house to discuss current standards of provision, future strategy and issues relevant to design, layout, product and service needs, security and maintenance - as well as marketing or revenue generating opportunities. I can't help but feel that my bathroom at home doesn't generate as much revenue as it could. Maybe I could install a turnstile and charge myself 30p everytime I use it.

It's important to ensure standards are maintained in "away from home" toilet provision and to celebrate those facilities which exceed expectations. For this reason, the BTA promotes the Loo Of The Year Awards. Nominations are currently open for the 2009 awards, so if you're out and about and spot an exceptional toilet, call the Loo Of The Year 24-hour hotline on 01403 25877. Each nominated toilet will receive a visit from a Loo Of The Year judge and will be assessed according to the following criteria:
SIGNAGE AND COMMUNICATION
- Directional signage (where applicable)
- External building signage (where applicable)
- Internal customer communication signage
DÉCOR AND MAINTENANCE
- State of repair
- internal and external (if applicable)
FIXTURES AND FITTINGS PROVISION
- Sanitary fittings, taps, locks, hooks etc.
CLEANLINESS
- Walls and ceilings
- Floor areas
- Fixtures and fittings - basins, bowls, seats, taps etc.
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT
- Hand washing
- Hand drying
- Toilet tissue
- Sanitary product disposal
AIR QUALITY
- Ventilation, drainage smells etc.
EXTRAS
- Added value enhancement - vending, flowers etc.
SECURITY
- Lighting, entrances, external areas (if applicable)
ACCESSIBLE FACILITIES
- Proper provision for both sexes or a unisex facility
CHANGING FACILITIES
- Proper provision for both sexes or a unisex
That's very detailed, isn't it?

Toilets receiving more than three stars will be given a Loo Of The Year grading certificate. This certification process is essential to avoid unscrupulous toilet providers hyping their facilities with no evidence to back up their claims:



I saw that sign in Berlin. I didn't use the toilet in the end, as I wanted to retain the mystery and thought the reality might be a let down. It's like that thing they say about how you should never meet your heroes. Well, it's like that thing they say about how you should never meet your heroes if your hero is a toilet.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It was a whopping NINETEEN YEARS ago that Stedman was arrested in New Malden. The public toilet he was in isn't even a public toilet anymore, it's some sort of youth centre. Except it still looks exactly like a public toilet.

James Ward said...

Poor Stedman. He'd never have guessed, as he entered that public toilet in New Malden that nearly two decades later, people would still be making jokes about what he was about to do. That public toilet though, it's just over the road from the police station. What was he thinking?

Anonymous said...

It's now called the Fountain Youth Centre and has four staff, Majid, Barnabas, Ahmet and Debbie. Barnabas likes drinking tea. Ahmet's favourite food is anything that tastes good. Majid likes driving his nice car.

http://www.younglivin.org.uk/index/enjoy_and_achieve/youthcentres/fountain.htm

James Ward said...

Of course, people might think you've just googled the name of the Fountain Youth Centre but the truth is you already had that website saved to your Favourites because you consider that building to be erotically charged and often stand outside, wishing it was nineteen years ago.